WAYLINNS UPDATE.
What have my beloved Waylinns been up to lately? Well lemmejusttellyou...
Last time, Snow was the heir and was almost ready to take the throne from Generation Black (Sharpie and Greg). I struggled with finding Snow a suitable wife for a looong time, and finally concluded that I would have to go abroad since 1) I wanted to take some pics to show to Msasi, and 2) everyone in Sunset Valley lately has been hit with the ugly stick and I want pretty Snow-babies.
SO OFF SNOW WENT TO EGYPT.
God I love Sim-Egypt.
LOOK HOW BIG. THAT IS TINY TINY SNOW DOWN THERE. AHHH!!
Sighhhh, the
pretty!
Unfortunately, people in Sim-Egypt turned out to be pretty ugly too. So then it was off to Champs de Whatever, in Sim-France! GIVE TO ME A PRETTY WOMAN, FRANCE.
My search had become desperate by this point, so I forgot to take any pictures of the landscape, which was
gorgeous.
First, Snow did a few random quests for people. This lady was sort of pretty, but that turned out to be her husband standing right there. Bah.
Then, very randomly, the Chinese woman who Snow met in Sunset Valley as a teenager turned up in France as a tourist. I considered her for a while.
I even let Snow have his first kiss with her!
But then, THIS lady showed up.
Omg.
I had to have her.
A hop-skip-and-a-jump later, Snow married his French wife back in Sunset Valley.
Meet Jolene Waylinn!
Muahahha. MUAHAHAHAHA.
MWAHAAHAHAHA.YES. BREED, my little minions! ;D
In short succession, Snow and Jolene had two little boys.
Sapphire:
and Fontainebleu:
They were very cute little guys, but I'd now had FIVE boys in a row (Snow and his brothers and now his sons) and I really wanted some girls. However, before Jo' and Snow (or Snowlene as I call them in my head) could bow to my wishes, I had to de-clutter the house a little. Living there at this point were Greg, Sharpie, Flour, Cotton, Jolene, Snow, Sapphire, and Fontainebleu. So in order to have more babies, SOMEBODY had to go.
I do love you, Flour, but I spent too much effort getting a wife for your brother to give a crap whether you procreate anymore. GTFO.
Flour: "Typical.."
Cotton, true to form, turned out to be adorable but average. Here he is on his way out into the world to (hopefully) marry and (fingers crossed) have babies of his own.*
*Wise to my wishes and no doubt still bitter, Cotton never did either of those things. Jerk...
Sweet.
Sometime during Jo's first pregnancy, Sharpie aged into an old lady and became VERY grouchy. Like, she randomly started being mean to everyone which was VERY weird, but it made me not all that sorry to say goodbye to her. Seriously, she would go up to people and insult them for NO REASON, and for a while it seemed like everyone but Sharpie had a 'humiliated' moodlet from her. RUDE OLD LADY.
THAT IS WHAT YOU GET. HMPH.
Greg, on the other hand, has been adorably pleasant to have around. He spends his days gardening and fishing mostly. The cutest thing ever is how he'll start singing the same Egyptian song he used to sing in the bathtub the whole time he's fishing. XD IT'S SO CUTE.
Greg: Fishing makes me sad.
Greg: Oh wait, no it doesn't! I love fishing!
But alas, he had to go at some point too. Funnily, even Greg's ghost turned out to be perpetually happy about something.
Meanwhile, the house got updated to match the colors of the ruling generation.
Master bedroom:
LivingRoom/Kitchen:
Family Room:
When the time finally came for Jolene to give birth, she whisked herself off to the hospital and emerged hours later with a BASKET.
This was a complete surprise to me since I never gave her or Snow a fertility treatment and hadn't pressed her to listen to kids music or watch kids tv programming.
Anyway, Snowlene had surprise twin girls! Meet Periwinkle:
And Blue-Moon:
They're both GORGEOUS. PW has Sharpie's eyes (as does Fontainebleu) while Moony has her grandpa Greg's!
While the girls were still toddlers, Sapphire and Fontainebleu grew up. Sapphire became a HUNK and Fontainebleu became so pretty it was almost
criminal.
Unfortunately, Sapphire was definitely a face-clone of Snow, but I did let him find love before heartlessly moving him out on his own.
Sapphire's wife, Kyla Waylinn (formerly Kyla Ursine-Hart). I think she looks like a ginger Julia Roberts.
Saph and Fontaine were excellent older brothers and helped their little sisters skill when they were toddlers and the four were all good friends when the girls became children.
This is Snow on his way out the door for the last time. I'm sharing it for two reasons: 1) because doesn't he just LOOK like the perfect, loving older brother you never had in this picture?! and 2) because elderly Snow's face in the background is hilarious.
See?
Snow: Why isn't my firstborn the heir? He looks just like me and I'M AMAZING.
Yeah well, get over it.
At last it was the girls' birthday. Snow and Jolene were old by now, but they amused me by syncing with each other at the party.
Teehee.
I can't say I was exactly
thrilled by teenage Blue-Moon, but I thought she had some promise.
PW on the other hand, was a hottie. Hands down.
HEY GIRLS! So, double heirs this gen, for realsies this time?
Blue-Moon: *chokes*
Blue-Moon: I will do all in my power to ensure your doom, dear sister.
PW: What?
Blue-Moon: Lol, nothing.
And that's where I stopped playing, because I had to go to Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the Redskins beat the Giants.