Post by Unzumi on Jun 8, 2006 20:28:14 GMT -5
So, there are times when I'm pretty much like a tape recorder. I'll watch/listen to something so many times in a short amount of time, that I'll be able to spit it out forward and backward, generally with the same inflections as the original. While this has no bearing in the real world, and simply goes to prove that I have no life, I figured we'd all share some of our favorite quotes!
Here goes:
"Albert, dead men don't ride roller coasters." Grisam, CSI.
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Westly, The Princess Bride, movie.
"Somebody once said, 'A liberal is a conservative who's never been mugged.' Hmm... a few years ago I wouldn't have laughed, but today, I'm not so sure." Julie, The Maxx.
"Nonsense, Doctor, the man is probably terrified of your beads and rattles." Spock, Star Trek TV series.
"If he tries to resist, shoot him." Lenny, Law and Order.
"But first we have for you, Mnamna... whatever that is." Kermit, The Muppet Show.
"Yeah, I'm having it made out of solid beaver skin." Gonzo, The Muppet Show.
"Not that anyone's going to listen to what I have to say, but the restaurant is on the other end of the universe." Marvin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, movie.
"If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?" Eddie Izzard.
"My middle name would be danger, but it's John." Eddie Izzard.
"There's a spider in the baaaaaaath!" Penfold, Danger Mouse.
"Hephelumps! 'Undreds of'em! Packed to the portals with prostrate pachyderms!" Penfold and Danger Mouse, Danger Mouse.
"Eeheeheee... llama face!" Kuzco, The Emporer's New Groove.
"I guess this is goodbye old pal, you've been a perfect friend. I hate to see us part old pal, someday I'll buy you back. I'll see you soon again, I hope that when I do, it won't be on a plate." Jack, sung to his cow Milky White, Into the Woods.
That's just a sample, but by now you're all probably bord again. Bahahaaa*coughhacksnort*haahaaahaa!
Here goes:
"Albert, dead men don't ride roller coasters." Grisam, CSI.
"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Westly, The Princess Bride, movie.
"Somebody once said, 'A liberal is a conservative who's never been mugged.' Hmm... a few years ago I wouldn't have laughed, but today, I'm not so sure." Julie, The Maxx.
"Nonsense, Doctor, the man is probably terrified of your beads and rattles." Spock, Star Trek TV series.
"If he tries to resist, shoot him." Lenny, Law and Order.
"But first we have for you, Mnamna... whatever that is." Kermit, The Muppet Show.
"Yeah, I'm having it made out of solid beaver skin." Gonzo, The Muppet Show.
"Not that anyone's going to listen to what I have to say, but the restaurant is on the other end of the universe." Marvin, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, movie.
"If I die on the floor can I get up in these heels?" Eddie Izzard.
"My middle name would be danger, but it's John." Eddie Izzard.
"There's a spider in the baaaaaaath!" Penfold, Danger Mouse.
"Hephelumps! 'Undreds of'em! Packed to the portals with prostrate pachyderms!" Penfold and Danger Mouse, Danger Mouse.
"Eeheeheee... llama face!" Kuzco, The Emporer's New Groove.
"I guess this is goodbye old pal, you've been a perfect friend. I hate to see us part old pal, someday I'll buy you back. I'll see you soon again, I hope that when I do, it won't be on a plate." Jack, sung to his cow Milky White, Into the Woods.
That's just a sample, but by now you're all probably bord again. Bahahaaa*coughhacksnort*haahaaahaa!